The 12 Craziest Write-Offs of 2012

Crazy write-offs

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Homeroom proudly presents: The 12 Craziest Write-Offs of 2012: weird & wonderful things we’ve had receipts turned in for last year.

  1.  The first Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for a beta, a Hamster & a Kitty. They’re cute yes, but not tax deductible.
  2. The 2nd Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for 2 packs of diapers. DIAPERS?! Nope, sorry, can’t write off baby’s ‘leavings’.
  3. The 3rd Day of Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for Marriage Counselling sessions. Hate your spouse? Revenue Canada cares not.
  4. The 4th Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for  boxes of LEGO! Sorry, lego is fun, but definitely not a business expense.
  5. The 5th Crazy Write-Off: receipt came in for a stay at a ‘CLOTHING OPTIONAL’ RESORT!!! Not *that* kind of ‘business’.
  6. The 6th Crazy Write-Off: receipt came in for LEATHER CLEANING! White leather sofa? Fetishwear? Biker Gear?
  7. The 7th Crazy Write-Offs: receipt came in for U-Brew Beer Kegs!! Is your business driving you to drink?!
  8. The 8th Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for purses, clothes & shoes!!!! Sorry ladies, unless it’s a UNIFORM, no dice.
  9. The 9th Day of Crazy Write-Offs: receipts came in for boxes of tampons! This would be AWESOME, wouldn’t it girls?!!  Dream on…
  10. The 10th Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for packs of BIRTH CONTROL PILLS!!! Kudos for being baby-making responsible!
  11. The 11th Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for MOVIE TICKET/CONCERT STUBS! Schmoozing customers/staff? Great! Yourself? No.
  12. The 12th Crazy Write-Off: receipts came in for ‘ADULT’ MOVIES!!! There’s ‘business’ and then there’s ‘BUSINESS’.